Hello MY minions ! Its time for a hefty update !!!! Let’s start with the last few days - since its fresh in MY Perfect Memory ….. I finally got peanut his long awaited photos of My Perfect Yellow Peds - let’s just assume he’s the happiest monkey EVER ! HA
hollywood paid MY cell phone bill today and sent $150 cash - PLUS some sephora shopping that I am eagerly awaiting !!!! My lil ass sniffer mikey sent $248 as well - and he had to be creative too - he skipped a loan payment to make sure I was HAPPY - and he was rewarded -he was allowed to watch MY webcam last night while I ignored him ! HAHHAAHHA YAY. bingie sent in $1075 to My greendot card - and I made him get ME another pair of 7 of all mankind skinny jeans and another Guess? dress for fall :D he used his safe word on MY cable bill - so any of you losers can pay that !!! HAHAHAHAH
bingie has had quite a FUN ride this summer - a breakdown of what I have taken from him !!!!!
7.11 - $200 7.16 - $200 7.18 - $200 7.24 - $200 7.29 - $300 8.4 - $200 8.5 - $200 8.21 - $500 8.28 - $300 8.29 - $800 9.11 - $1075
Amazon.com wishlist - Guess? colorblock dress ( $98 ), 7 for all mankind jeans ( 168 ) babyshower gift ( 95 ), Two pairs of Miss Sixty platform heels ( 380 ), Gucci watch, key pendant ( 60 ), skin prep scrub ( 21 ), bikini ( haven’t gotten it yet ), cleanser and lotion (50), cream exfoliant ( 22), flashdrive 8gig ( 35 ) earrings ( 28 ) carpet cleaner and carpet shampoo ( 90 ) marciano hot heels ( 225 ) edhardy nightwear ( 70 ) edhardy bikini (125) prada sunglasses ( 221 ) Juicy top ( 78 ) DVD set (120 )….. I think that’s it - of course shipping isn’t included in the totals, and mostly he got overnight shipping …. that’s a good pathetic loser. the rest of you suck donkey balls.
I’ve let tommy on his stupid merry way until he pays the $500 payment request in his account. banished !!!!!
My drive by boy sent $150, john sent his dues $75 - step it up loser - you get no attention as you can tell - robot sent $75 - he’s also been banished. My wanking attorney sent $225 including his wife’s bday money. that’s right you ugly bitch. AAA sent in a measly pitiful $100 cash. I almost wipe My Glorious ass with it and sent it back. brian was assigned 3 dvd’s from My wishlist and totally scooped em up like a good boy.
My wishlist is now up to 1738 purchased, which I love, but I’d like to remind you losers that gifts are just that - fucking Gifts. In NO way do gifts = tributes. I’ve never counted them as tributes EVER - each and every single one of you fucks I think aren’t remembering that and think that is enough to keep Me happy. Are you kidding ? you must be - because you can’t REALLY be that stupid to think gifts are tributes….. they aren’t. they are gifts and pressies. CASH is QUEEN always. you get MY attention much quicker and longer when I’ve got what I want. CASH.